Strange Thirty Minutes

I got threatened with a tire iron today, by a guy in traffic. He cut me off and I honked at him, then he grabbed a tire iron and threatened it in the air at me. A few minutes later I almost backed over Jennifer Garner with my car. Heard she was in town shooting a movie "Catch and Release" today on the radio at 13th and Pennsylvania (why...that's on the Hill. Oh, she's near me). Tried backing out of a newspaper office's parking lot to have two people blocking my path, very quickly before I put the car into gear. "Who's that blocking my...hey, that looks like....Oh. That's weird." Looked just like her, except pregnant. Is Jennifer Garner pregnant? 5 minutes later I turn back on my car after my errand to hear "Jennifer Garner was in Boulder today shooting a movie. Albeit pregnant", on the radio. "Oh", I thought, "Well, that clears that up."

A tire iron. Jesus.